Sunday, May 2, 2010

Lord of the Blings

Pin It Is your website looking down in the dumps? Is it a stark environment that needs a little whip of cool icing to spruce it up? Do you find that your blog is nothing but a bleak wasteland of nothingness? A sterile place that reminds you of time you had to go to the hospital for that procedure?

If this be the case, perhaps what you need is a little bit of ornamentation to jazz up the blasé of the here and now, and transform it into the hip and new.


For a limited time (and all for the price of free) you—yes YOU—can have the patented Blog Bling added to YOUR site. That’s right…guaranteed to not only increase the overall aesthetic look, but also the resale value of your blog.* Act now - Blog Bling is currently available in several mouthwatering flavors; there’s sure to be something for even the very pickiest of bloggers.

Don’t be the last on your blogroll to take the plunge and get the bling. You’ll either be a leader or a follower…which will YOU be?

Besides, all cool kids are all doing it.

* Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform in regards to Blog Bling. Avoid prolonged contact with skin and keep out of the reach of children. Use only in well-ventilated area. All warranties are subject to change without notice.

11 comments:

Kelly said...

Thanks, I will check it out. My blog header needs help but sometimes I try to convince myself I like it that way.

tammy said...

But how to choose? That is the question.

Chrissy said...

Dude, I have two of them! lol...

Linn said...

Bwahahahaha! Seriously, you can write my friend. So many options...

Serene is my name, not my life! said...

I'm seriously digging the blinged-up mouse. Where can I get me one of those!!

So, my VW is "vomet". I'm not sure what it's trying to tell me since I just wrote about "vomit" over on my blog. Do you think its following me?

Shannon said...

I suddenly feel so blingless...great, now I need chocolate.

Rachel said...

Keep out of reach of children? You do realize who you are talking to right?

FabuLeslie said...

That mouse looks like my phone which I bedazzled myself using individual rhinestones. I posted about it once. I need a new phone.

Crustacean Queen said...

They look "AWESOME"!

Richard & Natalie said...

Ok, I have 3 TF (or is it Lord of Bling now?) "buttons". Does that qualify me for follower of the month? :)
I love the watercolor looking one with the boy in the cape. I may have to periodically swap my others out.

Teachinfourth said...

K - Thanks for looking…if you wanted me to make a little something for you, click on the 'Z Mail' link and let me know, okay?

T - I'm going to head over and see which one you chose now…excitement.

C - Thanks for using them both. Thou rocketh.

L - It's all smoke and mirrors, Linn, smoke and mirrors…

S - Pretty impressive eh? I imagine that it would be terrible for actually using on your computer, but obviously SOMEBODY like those things…

Vomit is awesome. Well, when it's somebody else.

S - I fixed the 'Joey' one so it no longer has the white border around it, if you snag the code for the new one, life is good.

Blig is good, too.

R - You're technically an adult…oh, wait…

L - No way. I am speechless. Did you ever see that episode of Malcolm in the Middle where Malcolm and his mom are both sick and they buy a Bedazzler? Turns out that they Bedazzle just about everything they can think of. Seriously funny.

R - Thanks for checking out the merchandise…

N - Seriously? Okay, you're my new hero. Also, you are #5 on the Top Commentators List. Rachel is totally winning you out.

I love that one, too. I want to do a photo session with a kid and a superhero cape one of these days…I think that that would afford some awesome images.

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