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SCENE 1, INTERIOR. LATE AFTERNOON, FIFTH GRADE CLASSROOM. The teacher is dismissing the class for the day. As the students file out they attempt to give him a ‘high five.’ This is made more challenging as the teacher is standing on a chair and his hand is approximately eight feet from the floor. The students attempt to slap his hand; if unsuccessful, the teacher provides a lower ‘high five’ for them. In a few moments, all students have left the room—save one.
JOEY: Mr. Z?
TEACHER: What’s up, Joey?
JOEY: I have an owie.
TEACHER: An owie?
[The teacher looks at the boy's finger but cannot see anything wrong with it.]
TEACHER: Do you need a band-aid?
[The boy shakes his head].
TEACHER: Well, what do you want me to do, kiss it better?
[Pause]
JOEY: Will it help?
TEACHER: Probably not.
[The boy holds his finger with his other hand].
JOEY: What would you do to make it better if it were you?
TEACHER: If it hurts I’d run cold water over it.
[The teacher motions to the drinking fountain at the back of the classroom].
JOEY: Could I have some ice instead?
TEACHER: You'd have to go to the office for ice, Joey.
JOEY: Don't you have any?
[The teacher glances around the room, it is obvious that he does not have any ice with him, yet the boy still stands there expectantly.].
TEACHER: Sure, here…just let me reach into my heart and get you a piece.
[The teacher pantomimes taking a piece of ice from his chest and extends his empty hand to the student who stares at the empty palm for several seconds. After a silent beat, the boy reaches out and takes the piece of invisible ‘ice.’].
JOEY: So that’s where you keep it…
TEACHER: It’s gotta be someplace it’s not gonna melt…
JOEY: Good choice, Mr. Z. [The boy pretends to put the ice on his finger and sighs long and deep]. Ah, now that’s better…
Fade to black.
5 comments:
Thanks for this post. I'm actually writing a post on the subject of 'owies' and what makes us feel better. You really are a great writer.
I think I'm like joey. I'm not sure what to make of the teacher.Maybe he's trying to teach Joey to be able to do certain things for himself.
Ha ha. Just the fact that the teacher IS a teacher means that the ice would never survive in such a place...
I'm not buying for one second that this teacher has a heart of ice ;)
S - He is a funny kid...
R - Thanks for stopping by; as for the teacher, you'd have to know the relationship between he and Joey to truly understand. I'd recommend clicking on the "Moments with Joey" tag to get a fuller picture...
J - So, his heart is in a place that will never freeze over?
L - Well, rumor has it...
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