SCENE 1, INTERIOR. AFTERNOON, HALLWAY. The teacher is walking in with the class from recess; as the students stop in at the restroom, and to get drinks from the fountain, one fifth grade boy sidles up to his teacher.
JOEY: Mr. Z, are you married?
TEACHER: Joey, for the last time…stop asking me. I will NOT marry you...
[The teacher starts laughing].
JOEY: Well, if you aren’t, don’t EVER get married.
JOEY: All girls ever do is nag, nag, nag…
TEACHER: You’re still pretty young, Joey, how would you know this?
JOEY: My dad told me.
JOEY: And boy, does my mom ever…
[Fade to black].
Oh, and I did post over at Four Perspectives today.