Friday, November 19, 2010

Moments with Joey - Hotness

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SCENE 1, INTERIOR. AFTERNOON, FIFTH GRADE CLASSROOM. The teacher is entering grades during lunch recess. As he works, he is approached by a fifth grade boy who really should be working on missing assignments.

JOEY: I’m ten.

TEACHER: That’s great Joey…did you need anything?

[The boy thinks for a second].

JOEY: Nope. I’m ten.

TEACHER: Yeah, I used to be ten once, too…I used to be little and cute, and then I got big and ugly.

JOEY: Like me?

TEACHER: You’re big and ugly?

JOEY: No, Mr. Z. I’m hot.

[The boy stands for a second before breaking into song].

JOEY: ♫♪ Don’t cha wish ♪ yo teacha was hot like me ♫....

TEACHER: Yeah, I used to think I was funny once, too…

[Fade to black].

7 comments:

Kalei's Best Friend said...

OUCH! teacha tryin' to be kewl like the master Joey?? lol
Joey's got a t-shirt and various people will be wearing it proudly....

Mamma has spoken said...

Oh Joey, I think you've found your hornmones ;o)

Yanet @ 3 Sun Kissed Boys said...

You two are quite a pair!

Anonymous said...

Hot as in hot what was it? Pitashe? ;)

T said...

oh my...

and now I'm going to be singing that song all day... dangit.

Miss Griffiths said...

Ha ha! Love the song....I am going to go around singing it..... (:

Lori said...

Too funny. I'm going to use that someday. With someone.

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