Saturday, October 29, 2011

Moments with Joey - Just Checking

Pin It

SCENE 1, INTERIOR. LATE MORNING, CLASSROOM. The class is returning from the Science rotations at the other fifth grade teachers’ classrooms. As the kids file back to their desks, the teacher is approached by one of his students.

JOEY: Mr. Z, do my eyes match my shoes?

TEACHER: What?

JOEY: My eyes. I was wondering if they matched my shoes.

[The teacher looks down at the boy’s shoes – black with green stripes – and then back up at his brown eyes. As he opens his mouth to answer to the boy’s question, the boy feigns a look of shock and his voice takes on a tone of disbelief].

JOEY: Mr. Z…were you just checking me out?

[The teacher stands for a silent beat as the boy breaks into laughter].

TEACHER: Nope, I was just trying to decide which orphanage to send you to…

[Fade to black]

9 comments:

Kalei's Best Friend said...

OUCH! LOL....better watch out, he's gonna get ya!.

Life with Kaishon said...

That is so funny.
I love kids.
Did I ever tell you that?

tammy said...

"...were you just checking me out?" - ha ha!!

Mr. Hughes said...

Pretty good pick-up line... you better tuck that one away! lol

Rachel said...

You mean to tell me you haven't tried this line yet??? ;)

Connie said...

I think he'd liven up which ever orphanage you send him to. Pretty clever, Joey.

Karen Peterson said...

That is too funny!

M-Cat said...

That's a good one! I might even pull that trick

Richard & Natalie said...

Ha, ha! What a funny clever boy that Joey is.

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...